Friday, October 10, 2008

kung ang crush mo..

i stole this from demi.. ang she stole it from joey

p.s. yung red sagot ko! ^-^, pag color green pa rin same answer kami.. ^-^

KUNG ANG CRUSH MO AY:

1. nagtanggal ng t-shirt niya sa harap mo?
-- woah... pawis dude! malamang there's pawis bakit naman magtatanggal ng shirt ;p dba?

2 . may bagsak na grade?
-- um.. don't think so.. criteria na kailangang matalino. ;p

3. naka-3 points sa basketball tpos sbi niya para daw sayo un?
-- Weee :))

4 . niyaya ka maging prom date niya?
-- Pakipot effect :)) (college na, may prom pa b? pedophile ba ako?! X_x)

5. nadisgrasya?
-- Eh di play the concerned citizen. :P

6. niyaya ka manood ng sine kasama niya?
-- Waaahh...as in WAAAAAH. With the demure effect... "Sure. I'd love to." :)) (cguro nga pagkinausap lang niya ako kamatis na ang labas ko)

7. hinawakan kamay mo?
-- Eh di namula ako nang todo't nasunog ang mukha ko. :)) (0-0 diaporetic na, tachcardia pa, baka asthma attack pa abutin ko!)lol

8 . natamaan ka ng bola?
-- Magagalit kunwari...tpos magpapahabol...(wahaha, ang labo. :)))(ang tawag dyan pakipot!)

9 . nilibre ka?
-- Ayos! Date na yun! :))

10. inakbayan ka?
-- Hmm... depende kung kailan ako inakbayan...(pag may PMS ako, di pwede =p) (crush lang naman siya a pwede na sgurong mainis.. di ko pa naman cya something e.. *-*)

11 . pinagtripan ka?
-- Ayy...makikita niya ang halimaw side ko. :)) (halimaw.. wag na.. edi pagtripan din cya! ~-~ two can play that game!)

12. kinuha id mo?
-- Kukunin ko rin ID niya. :)) pati na rin nameplate niya!

13. nabunggo ka?
-- Bubungguin ko rin. :)) pero pademure tingnan!

14. inasar ka?

-- Aasarin ko rin. Matindi ata akong mangatay. :))

15 . niyakap ka na lng bigla galing sa
likod mo?
-- Eh di SAVOR THE MOMENT. Pero for a few seconds lang. I'm untouchable (Kapal eh noh...) :))

16. sinabi sayo "i love you"?
-- "I love you too...kaw naman. Bakit mo lang sinabi?" WAHAHA...ang feeler!

17. nangutang sayo?
-- Eh di pautangin. :)) (no way!! not unless may valid.. as in super valid na excuse.. men like that suck..)

18. hindi binayaran utang niya?
-- Imposible yan. Mas matindi pa ako sa 5/6. Buhay niya kapalit. :)) AMEN

19. pinasahan ka ng load kahit hindi mo kelangan?
-- Eh di "NICE!". :P
I LOVE THIS

20. tinawagan ka sa bahay?
-- Eh di MASAYA. Pataka or gulat effect kunwari naman ako. :)) KILIG..


21. nakausap mo hanggang madaling araw?
-- Waaaaah! Siyempre, bukas risus sardonicus na nakaimprenta sa mukha ko. :))

22. niyaya ka kung pwede ka maging gf/bf niya?
-- Pakipot effect uli. Dalagang Pilipina ito :)) (yeah right. :))) (pakipot super.. ^-^ malamang chinese upbringing.. patayin ako ng di oras ng lolo ko!!)

Hahaha pasway noh? la lang akong magawa.. sige na end na ^-^


Thursday, October 2, 2008

Mga kalokohan sa Nursing

FAKE lang to a.. it's a JOKE only
I stole this from tsups ^-^
NURSING HISTORY

Patient's Name- Vhulva Black
Person obtaining History- Perry Cairre, RN

Age- 18

Sex- others

Civil status- single, NBSB

Religion- Catholic

Hospital/Patient #- 1408

Room #- 210

Address- book 1, Health Sciences Street, Library Village, Lesson City

Occupation- UST student nurse (UST-SN)

Race/nationality- Smartan



CHIEF COMPLAINT
- headache, loss of weight, moodiness, antisocial, nose bleeding, hallucinations, hears "lubb-dupp" sounds, low grades, cough, edema, varicose veins, lethargic, loss of books in the locker



>what do you think caused you to get sick? studying for 8 straight hours since evening 'til dawn for 1 whole prelim week



>was there a change in your usual way of life? if so, how? "Yes. I never slept, transformed to a geek, and ate books"



>with whom do you live? with my stethoscope



>pastime- studying



>self-treatment: sleep



>were your problems relieved by the treatment? not at all



>effect of treatment- low grades, unfinished homework, wasted time, 3 in MP



>difficulty in hearing? always hear "lubb-dupp" sounds everywhere, everytime



>fluid intake- decreased



>fluids you prefer- water, water, coffee, coffee, coffee, coke, coke, shake, shake



>weight- underunderwight



>food intake- decreased



>foods you prefer to eat- anything



>usual source of food- medicine cafeteria, hospital canteen, hospital cafeteria, hospital, hospital, hospital........and classroom



>bowel movement- contipated, due to stress



>urination- seldom



>breathing- hyperventilating



>lung sounds- "waaaaa-shhhhh"



>heart sounds- "lag-got"





VITAL SIGNS :
37.5°C, 110/70, RR=21, PR=71



LABORATORY RESULTS

1. fecalysis- positive for Malabacterium famadicens (causative agent of Grabe's disease)

-positive for pages of books

color- dark brown

consistency- formed

form: star-shaped



2. Guiang test (test for visible blood)- positive in epistaxis



3. urinalysis- positive for crystallized brain cells

nimbus, cloudy urine

color- sunny yellow

pH- 5.55



4. CBC- low RBC count, low Hgb, high WBC



5. Sputum test- positive for Microphonella peňa (causative agent of Chewing Cough)



6. encephalography- observed overabundant brain cells



DIAGNOSIS

1. Epistaxis- nose bleeding during lecture hours (ex. Ana-Phy)

2. Chewing Cough- persistent coughing on the microphone

3. Grabe’s disease- characterized by trauma, stress, increased blood pressure, dramatic decline in grades

4. Nerdiasis/ Bookiasis- higher than normal number of brain cells

- characterized by abnormally high IQ and being grade-conscious

5. edema- related to standing for hours in RLE

6. Korotkoff’s syndrome- strange hearing of “lubb-dupp” sounds

7. Sleepylis- falling asleep during classes

- characterized by nightmares

8. Cram-Panic’s disorder: screaming lung sounds and panic state of the heart

9. Rectoman Fever- loss of books in the locked locker



INTERVENTIONS/TREATMENTS

1. Shiftendazole – nursing isn’t for you

2. Sleepiotic- have enough sleep

3. Rectoman Toxoid- remove all your things in the locker

4. increase food and fluid intake

5. high-fiber diet

6. close monitoring of VS

7. stay away from M. famadicens habitat

8. study…..normally

9. pray before sleeping and taking exams

10. take multivitamins


EVALUATION: (*wait for the results, come this 2nd sem)

MY MARRYING AGE IS..28

[x] I know how to make a cup of coffee.

[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.

[ ] I own more than one credit card.

[ ] I know how to change the oil in my car/bike.

[ ]I do my own laundry.

[ ] I vote every election.

[x] I can cook for myself.

[] I think politics is exciting.

[] I balance my checkbook.

[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Total: 4

[] I show up for school/college/work everyday early.

[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.

[x] I've never gotten a detention.

[x] I have never smoked a cigarette.

[x] I have never gotten completely trashed.

[] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.

[x] I like to take walks by myself.

[x] I've watched talk shows.

[x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.

[] I drink coffee at least once a week.

Total: 7

[x] I know how to do the dishes

[x] I can count 1 to 10 in another language

[X] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.

[X] My parents trust me

[] I can mow the lawn.

[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.

[x] I remember to water the plants.

[x] I study when I have to.

[X] I pay attention at school/college.

[x] I remember to feed my pets.

Total: 9

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up

[] I work out on a regular basis.

[X] I clean up my own mess.

[] The people at Gloria Jeans know me by name.

[] my favorite kind of food is takeout.

[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.

[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.

[x] I cant go out of the store without getting something I don't need.

[] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.

[x] I can type quickly.

Total: 5

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.

[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.

[ ] I have been to a Tupperware party

[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.

[ ] I have more bills that I can pay.

[] Most of my friends are older than I am

[x] I can say no to staying out all night.

[] I use the internet every day.

[] My wardrobe hasn't changed for a while.

[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

Total: 3

add up all the numbers and repost this as: MY MARRYING AGE IS..

MY MARRYING AGE IS..28
not too bad i go this from mei's site.. ^-^ it is fun..

Nursing kalokohan`

This is fake and only for joke time

i stole this from tsups! ^-^

NURSING HISTORY

Patient's Name- Vhulva Black Person obtaining History- Perry Cairre, RN

Age- 18

Sex- others

Civil status- single, NBSB

Religion- Catholic

Hospital/Patient #- 1408

Room #- 210

Address- book 1, Health Sciences Street, Library Village, Lesson City

Occupation- UST student nurse (UST-SN)

Race/nationality- Smartan

CHIEF COMPLAINT- headache, loss of weight, moodiness, antisocial, nose bleeding, hallucinations, hears "lubb-dupp" sounds, low grades, cough, edema, varicose veins, lethargic, loss of books in the locker

>what do you think caused you to get sick? studying for 8 straight hours since evening 'til dawn for 1 whole prelim week

>was there a change in your usual way of life? if so, how? "Yes. I never slept, transformed to a geek, and ate books"

>with whom do you live? with my stethoscope

>pastime- studying

>self-treatment: sleep

>were your problems relieved by the treatment? not at all

>effect of treatment- low grades, unfinished homework, wasted time, 3 in MP

>difficulty in hearing? always hear "lubb-dupp" sounds everywhere, everytime

>fluid intake- decreased

>fluids you prefer- water, water, coffee, coffee, coffee, coke, coke, shake, shake

>weight- underunderwight

>food intake- decreased

>foods you prefer to eat- anything

>usual source of food- medicine cafeteria, hospital canteen, hospital cafeteria, hospital, hospital, hospital........and classroom

>bowel movement- contipated, due to stress

>urination- seldom

>breathing- hyperventilating

>lung sounds- "waaaaa-shhhhh"

>heart sounds- "lag-got"

VITAL SIGNS : 37.5°C, 110/70, RR=21, PR=71

LABORATORY RESULTS

1. fecalysis- positive for Malabacterium famadicens (causative agent of Grabe's disease)

-positive for pages of books

color- dark brown

consistency- formed

form: star-shaped

2. Guiang test (test for visible blood)- positive in epistaxis

3. urinalysis- positive for crystallized brain cells

nimbus, cloudy urine

color- sunny yellow

pH- 5.55

4. CBC- low RBC count, low Hgb, high WBC

5. Sputum test- positive for Microphonella peňa (causative agent of Chewing Cough)

6. encephalography- observed overabundant brain cells

DIAGNOSIS

1. Epistaxis- nose bleeding during lecture hours (ex. Ana-Phy)

2. Chewing Cough- persistent coughing on the microphone

3. Grabe’s disease- characterized by trauma, stress, increased blood pressure, dramatic decline in grades

4. Nerdiasis/ Bookiasis- higher than normal number of brain cells

- characterized by abnormally high IQ and being grade-conscious

5. edema- related to standing for hours in RLE

6. Korotkoff’s syndrome- strange hearing of “lubb-dupp” sounds

7. Sleepylis- falling asleep during classes

- characterized by nightmares

8. Cram-Panic’s disorder: screaming lung sounds and panic state of the heart

9. Rectoman Fever- loss of books in the locked locker

INTERVENTIONS/TREATMENTS

1. Shiftendazole – nursing isn’t for you

2. Sleepiotic- have enough sleep

3. Rectoman Toxoid- remove all your things in the locker

4. increase food and fluid intake

5. high-fiber diet

6. close monitoring of VS

7. stay away from M. famadicens habitat

8. study…..normally

9. pray before sleeping and taking exams

10. take multivitamins

EVALUATION: (*wait for the results, come this 2nd sem)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

month of September plus some confessions

okay it's like i never noticed it or i'm just too concentrated on studying that i didn't notice the rat that was inhabiting our apartment.. -,- i'm such a lousy person.. anyway there was this BIG rat that got caught in our mouse trap last monday.. this was the day i found out that a rat is pesting on all my chocolates!! (poor chocolates! i didn't even have the chance to smell you!! X_x mommy kasi e, she hid all my hersheys macadamias and guillian so that i won't be "paos" hoarse for my program on oct 6 *sigh* all that chocolate wasted on a rat), anyway this was also the day that i found out rat traps worK! i mean the rat traps that you see in the cinderella story, the time when the rat gus-gus was caught and cinderella had to save him.. well anyway for those of you who didn't watch cinderella,it's a cage where you only trap the rat/mouse with a bait and it gets trap.. notice the word TRAP not KILL.. TRAP, meaning we caught the rat ALIVE.. with it's beady eyes looking straight at me.. *sigh* anyway you guys could visit my multiply to watch the grueling video
kathyordonez.multiply.com

so within the month here are the things i've done..
1. i managed to fall in love
2. managed to feel the giddiness, giggliness of a love sick fool
3. managed to fall out of love
4. managed to pms for 5 days straight due to hormonal treatment
5. managed to get pissed/angry/agitated/irritated at 4 people
6. managed to contemplate suicide (i was just imagining it, no biggie ^-^ i'm fine now)
7. i sincerely believed that i was mentally ill.. i even tried to convince my mom to bring me to a psychiatrist
8.i managed to perform a howling mountain song which i had no idea i could do
9. i managed to cry (god, water works and me don't stick well..)
10. (this last one, i know you guys will never believe it but i'm serious) am a man-hater already

*man-hater: to men who has interest in me as more than friends..

shocker right? well i can't do anything.. life is like a stamp and a paper, when stamp imprints on the paper it never comes of.. it stays, it burns, it changes..

To rach: haha i know, i love you rach! ^-^

To JACA w/out the K: guys i hate to burst your gidiness about my stalker but i have something to tell you guys as soon as i see you.. get ready kasi baka mag water-works ako ng di oras X_x

oh yeah this is how my stalker looks like
yan.. plus to kasi nakatayo siya guage niyo nalang height niya.. watever..